How to use:
1) Open the lid in a clockwise manner, remembering the vital lesson that physics teaches us:
“Lefty is to loosy, righty is to tighty.”
– Collins, I. 1765, ‘Exploring the effects of over-tightening and under-tightening OCD lids for commercial and domestic appliances, vol. 34, no. 2, pp. 175-194.
2) Unwrap the OCD cube from its ‘keep it fresh’ packaging, recycle the packaging please, we want the world to smell better, but you also want to make it a better place of course.
3) Place the cube in a spot of odorous misfortune and await OCD to work its magic. Hey presto, you’re a nasal passage warrior! Congratulations you hero.
Perfect for office toilets
Leave a cube in the loo, to cover up any smells that you, or anyone else, might leave behind.
We’ve recently heard rumours that in places where ducting is a standard feature, some nasal passage warriors have been taking OCD cubes and SAS-like skill, placing them within the ducting… We’re not sure who started this tradition, all we know is that when OCD cubes are used this way, odours and smells have been banished and cause no problems for their neighbours.
For the OCD fellas reading this, we all love a bit a blue don’t we. So freshen up your space with an OCD original cube and give your room that bit of blue it deserves. The DEO MAX from OCD Original is raw, it pulls no punches and tells it how it is. Original DEO MAX doesn’t like pomp or ceremony, it’s here to do one job, and that’s to destroy the bad smells. The purest DEO MAX you can buy, the SAS of smell assassins, leaves no trace and will fight the foul odours for weeks at a time.
Like our OCD gels, the OCD blocks are available in all the scents from the OCD original to the OCD bubblegum.
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